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Sunday, March 31, 2013

Easter Dinner

Amidst the droves of Robin's Egg Whoppers and limited edition Lindt truffles, we managed to squeeze in some actual real live human foodstuffs. Here is the cavalcade of my Easter cooking crusade.

Eastah Bacon!
 
Spuds ready to be cooked in butter and cream for Delmonico Potatoes
Fat Cat eyeballing the Easter Chicken
Glaze cooking for the chicken
Perky Easter chicken getting ready for glaze
Asparagus Porn pt.1
Asparagus Porn pt.2
Asparagus Porn pt.3
Gougeres
Delmonico Potatoes. Otherwise known as How to Gain 20 lbs in Three Bites. Otherwise known as pure heaven.
Asparagus with garlic, red pepper, and lemon
Glazed Easter Chicken
Apples Flambé-ing
Apples Foster
Digesting

Friday, March 29, 2013

Ersatz Pizza


Tonight was one of those nights when the temperature is lurking somewhere between 45 and 50 degrees and it's just barely starting to get dark at 7:00 and all I wanted was pizza. And not a single pizza-ish ingredient was there to be found.
There was no tomato sauce, no tomatoes that could be turned into sauce, no veggies of any kind besides some ancient romaine lettuce leaves becoming one slimy mass in the back of the crisper, and the only cheese in the whole house was this:


There was, however, plenty of flour, yeast, and water to make a reasonable amount of dough. There were three non-moldy onions in the pantry. And there were some greasy, withered mushrooms that were going to be fed to the pet snail, but that he would simply have to do without. 


They were sauteed in some olive oil until golden brown. The onions were thinly sliced and cooked over low heat in a marvelous amount of butter with a little sugar added at the end, until they were nice and sweet and sexy.


A sauce was concocted involving more butter, wine, and the aforementioned cheese-like slices. It would have made a lovely fondue.


The dough was stretched onto a greased pizza pan. The sauce was spread evenly over it and topped with the mushrooms, onions, and a bit of thyme and pepper. I drizzled a bit of truffle oil over the pie as well, because even though I don't have a single tomato in my refrigerator, I somehow have a bottle of truffle oil.


It was baked at 400 degrees F. until everything was golden brown and bubbly.
And, folks, it was DA BOMB.



Friday, March 22, 2013

Potato Salad


Yellow or red potatoes have the perfect waxy texture for this picnic delicacy. I used russets because I needed to get rid of them. (Hopefully) they didn't do too much damage.


INGREDIENTS

 2 1/2 lbs. potatoes
8 eggs
1 cup green onions, sliced (include the light green and white bottoms)
salt

DRESSING

 1 1/2 cups mayonaise
1/2 cup Ranch dressing
4 Tbsp. dill
1 tsp. garlic salt
1-2 tsp. caraway seeds (optional)

Put the potatoes in a large pot and add enough cold water to cover by 1 inch.


Add a large dash of salt and bring to a boil. Reduce heat to a simmer and cook until a knife glides easily into the thickest part of the spud. This should take about 25-25 minutes depending on the size of the potatoes. Drain and cool to room temperature. When the potatoes are cool, peel them and cut them into 1" chunks. 


In the meantime, place the eggs into a pot and cover with cold water. Bring to a boil, then immediately remove from the heat, cover, and let rest for precisely 12 minutes. Dunk into cold water until cool. Peel and chop thickly. Mix together with the potatoes and green onions.



To make the dressing, mix all the dressing ingredients together in a medium-sized bowl. Gently and evenly stir into the potato mixture. Let sit overnight to develop flavors.


Original Recipe Can be found in A Homemade Life by Molly Wizenberg

Monday, March 18, 2013

Pot Stickers

  

This was my first attempt at making one of my favorite foods. Apart from using chopped pork and ketchup, I hope I didn't butcher these too badly. For the record, they taste amazing.


INGREDIENTS
 
1 pound ground pork (or finely chopped pork, if you have time and no meat grinder)
1/2 cup diced green onions
4 tablespoons diced red bell pepper
2 eggs, beaten
2 teaspoons ketchup (blasphemy!)
1 teaspoon spicy brown mustard
3 1/2 teaspoons Worcestershire sauce
2 teaspoons light brown sugar
3 teaspoons kosher salt
1 teaspoon pepper
50-100 circular wonton wrappers
1 beaten egg, for sealing wontons 
vegetable oil, for frying
water

Combine the first 10 ingredients in a large bowl. Mix until evenly combined.


 

To form the potstickers, place a heaping 1/2 tsp. of pork mixture into the center of a wonton wrapper. Lightly brush edges with egg wash.


To seal the potstickers, fold the stuffed wrapper in half. On the side facing you, double the wrapper over onto itself every 1/2 centimeter or so and pinch to seal. Just... look it up on YouTube.


Repeat, keeping both the wanton wrappers and the finished dumplings covered with damp paper towels to keep from drying out. 
Brush a skillet with vegetable oil and heat until very hot. Place 8-10 dumplings into the pan and cook on one side for 2 minutes. Turn over and cook on the other side for 30 seconds. Pour 1/3 cup water over dumplings and cover. Cook for 1 minute and 30 seconds-2 minutes.



You can place cooked pot stickers in a warm oven while you are cooking the remaining ones to keep them warm.



Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Cinnamon Rolls



The ultimate culinary seduction food.


DOUGH

1 package yeast
1/2 cup warm water
1/2 cup scalded milk
1/4 cup sugar
1/3 cup melted shortening
1 teaspoon salt
1 egg
3 1/2 to 4 cups flour

FILLING

3 TBSP. melted butter (reserve some for pan)
3/4 cup sugar, plus more for pan
2 tablespoons ground cinnamon
3/4 cup chopped pecans (optional)
GLAZE

4 tablespoons butter
2 cups powdered sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
3 to 6 tablespoons hot water

Dissolve the yeast in the warm water and set aside. Mix together the milk, sugar, shortening, salt, and egg together in a large bow. Add 2 cups flour and mix until all lumps are gone. Stir in the yeast mixture. 


Mix in remaining flour to create a workable, smooth dough. Knead for 6 minutes or until silky and beautiful. Place in a greased bowl and let rise until twice its size. About 1-1 1/2 hours.


Punch down gently and roll into a 15"x9" rectangle. Spread melted butter thickly and evenly all over the dough, all the way to the edges. 


Mix together the pecans, sugar, and cinnamon. Sprinkle evenly over the buttered dough.




Beginning at the 15" side, roll up the dough tightly and pinch the seam to seal. Slice into 1 1/2" thick slices. Butter a baking pan and sprinkle with the extra sugar. Place the rolls in the pan, nestled up next to each other real cozy-like. 


Let rise for 45 minutes. Bake for 30 minutes or until nicely browned. In the meantime, mix together the ingredients for the glaze. Take the rolls out of the oven and immediately spread liberally with glaze. Eat right away because they get dry and nasty in less than 2 days. 



Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Custard Pie



INGREDIENTS
 3 eggs
3/4 cup sugar
1/4 tsp. salt
1 tsp. vanilla extract
2 1/2 cups scalded milk (lightly cooled)
Ground Nutmeg

Preheat the oven to 400 degrees Fahrenheit & position the oven rack in the lower third of the oven. 
Beat together the eggs, sugar, salt, and vanilla until completely smooth.



Add scalded milk and mix until smooth.


Using your favorite pie crust recipe (DO NOT USE FROZEN CRUST), evenly flute the edges in a greased pie dish.


Pour filling into crust through a strainer to remove lingering nasty egg bits. Sprinkle evenly with nutmeg.

Place a large baking pan in the oven and put the pie inside it. Carefully pour water into the pan around the pie. This keeps the custard from cracking and becoming rubbery when it is baking.


Bake for 30-45 minutes. If the crust begins to brown too fast, fold thin pieces of tin foil around the edges. When custard jiggles (not ripples) when softly moved, the pie is done. Let cool for 30 minutes before serving.